Coffee shops that don’t give you anything to put your teabag on when it’s finished steeping: 6.3
The guy who gave you the tea is so hip and ironic that intimidation keeps you from asking for an extra saucer: 1 part I’m not cool enough for this place, 1 part I’m too cool for this place.
A blogger you like gets a book deal:
20% good for them!
30% do I have to pay for this now?
40% seriously they’re down to only one post a month?
10% they’re just saving all the good stuff for the book, aren’t they.
Tank tops that you have to wear tank tops under: 2.1
You are hiking up Monadnock on a bitterly cold morning. You started at 5:30 so as to be able to catch the sunrise. Your hiking companion is a work acquaintance of the opposite gender, and this is the first time you have hung out together just the two of you. As you are hiking down, a stranger stops you and asks “Are you married?” When you both glance at each other and say “No,” the stranger says to your companion “Marry that girl, son. Any girl who’ll come up here in this weather is a keeper.” : 28 % awkward, 72% funny.
Light rye bread: for wimps.
What you can’t handle the rye?
You are a newborn calf named Amelia: 9.7
You have to learn how an electric fence works: 2.1
You play around and drink milk all day: 7.6
Your dad is a taylor swift fan: 14% Hahaha! 86% Whaaaaat?????????
Realizing that kids these days have never seen a floppy disk and probably just think that little icon in word is the international symbol for “save”: 4.2
Vintage vermonter riding a vintage tractor*: 7.6
*a Gibson super D, circa ‘48, I believe
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You report an error to a website and they respond saying they’re working on it: 7
They continue sending you the same response over and over: 5
You have to make the following choice: do you report the multiple responses as an error, and risk getting more responses?: 3.2